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Pavan Jokes
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Nerdy Comedy
A Pavan joke is a bad joke or pun said with perfect timing. It is named after the 2005-2007 MVRT President, Pavan Datta
D: This room is 100 square feet. M: Square feet? Those must be difficult to fit into shoes.
D: He kinda stands out from the crowd P: Standing out or outstanding?
M: Hey D: Nay! i am not a horse
G: What are the two musical notes needed to cross the street? G: C♯ or B♭ G: See sharp or be flat
M: My house has a huge yard. D: Oh, my yard is only 3 feet.
D: ♪ "eh bee see dee ea eff gee aich eye jay kay elemental pee queue our ess tea ewe vee double you eecs why zee!" ♫ .... Some little kids think "lmn" is a letter. I wonder if little kids ever try to spell words with it. M: lmntree school
P: Why not? P: Y0
D: Generally, you should not be mean to people you do not know M: I am not General Lee!
M: You should not be annoying... Not you, general you. K: Aww, what did General Yu ever do to you?
P: You are going to die first. D: wow! I'm going to die For Inspiration and Recognition in Science and Technology
P: I'm a cereal killer! D: What!!? P: *eats cereal* Would you like to be a cereal killer, too? *offers cereal*
D: I'm working hard P: I'm hardly working!!
M: You should try to belong. D: I can't be long, I'm short!
P: The best kind of prize is a SURPRISE!
D: You should steal those pants P: No, steeling is bad. I'd rather iron them.
D: That made so much sense! M: So much cents we made a dollar.
D: I'm really bored P: That's good! You should play BORED GAMES!
M: What is an asian parent's favorite ion? M: Na+ (an A+)
D: But she is so high that she can not play her solo (so low).
D: I'm a weakling ... or like the tv show "You're the weakest link" P: according to Humphrey that would make you the master link
P: What kind of experience is it to get rejected when you apply to the neuroscience major? P: NERVE wrecking!
P: In today's male dominant world everyone always talks about the Mississippi River, but the MISTERssippi River remains forgotten.
S: He said that he would personally walk over? S: Wow, how else can he walk over?
D: OH P: hydroxide
D: lol P: absolute value of 0
A: Is she taking Biology, too? P: No, Biology ONE.
A: That's random P: No, that's ranSMART.
A: You misspelled that. P: No, I Mr. Spelled it.
G: So, we're going to learn about absolute dating and relative dating today in Anthropology. Does anyone know what relative dating is? R: Incest!
D: Pot-brownies? M: Pancakes!
D: What should we call the Pit Award? P: The ePITome of the robotics team
I know someone named Donald Ying. They forced him to have that account: dying@university.edu. Albert Ye on the robotics team is aye@university.edu, and his dad Eugene is eye@university.edu, and George Ross is gross@university.edu (the part after the @ has been changed to protect their privacy)
Well, as Mr. Birdsong (MV's Physics teacher) has repeatedly pointed out, there is only one way to become more attractive, and it's to increase your mass. Newton got famous for proving that because everyone at that time, of course, wanted to know how they could be more attractive. That Newton, always so conscious about attractiveness. Einstein was a quick one of course and he couldn't bring himself to believe that his lack of mass doomed him to unattractiveness. So he developed the theory of relativity, wherein his speed in fact made him more massive. See? Science has always had this obsession with unlocking the secret of attraction. All our most famous scientists devoted themselves to its study.
Because everything in physics has to do with mass, and mass has to do with attraction, gravitationally, there is as much potential for jokes as there are things to learn about our physical universe. So if our universe is infinitely complex ... you can make an infinitely funny joke!
